My Prussia and Canada Shimeji's are in synch, sitting side by side, looking like they're holding hands while (well, normally he's smirking) Prussia drinks himself stupid next to a maple obsessed Mattie! (don't worry, Matt's been drinking too. ;D) Now to hope that they get in the 'looks like buttsecks' position.
FUCK.
GILBERT.
YOU GET BACK TO YOUR MATTIE RIGHT THIS INSTANT. He's gone to climb up the side of my screen. Fuckin' Prussian. And he's smirking like that... and Canada is still grinning so stupidly, clearly not having noticed the absence of his date. BAD GIL. NO WURST FOR YOU. OR BEER. NO BEER. Also you'll get the 'wurst' lashing of your life. 'Wurst'. Kesesesese, I made a pun. In the words of americalovesthecockpit, 'I'm so punny.' That line always made me giggle. :)
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~in relationship to me shipping my Prussia and Canada shimejis~ I ship Franada, but I'm not adverse to PruCan, they're very sweet. Though, mostly I just see them as very good friends. Aha, writing a fic right now, and Gilbert is Mattie's therapist... can you imagine Gil as a therapist (I just giggled. Therapist. The-rapist. Bad touch trio. Really, it should be France being his therapist!)? Well, it's fucking awesome, and totally not professional (he gives Mattie a slide show of guys and girls alike he could hook him up with, incidentally Matt really only takes notice of a certain blond man with cerulean eyes...). :D And he made Mattie forget all about the fact that he accidentally almost commited suicide (accidentally, for he got a little carried away self harming his thigh... big blood vessels are there, people! He didn't mean to wind up in hospital! I promise! He selfharms in this fic. He doesn't selfkill. That would suck. That would mean there would be no fic.).
Oh goodness, I'm getting too into this story~ And I've been planning out basic background stories of other ships as well - like the PruAusHun (yeah, Prussia is Canada's therapist, but this fic will eventually be Franada. Prussia is the reason Canada meets France), the Spamano, GerIta and UKUS~
PruAusHun started with Roderich and Elizaveta going to Gil for some relationship counselling, and uh... somehow it went from that to, in Elizaveta's words, 'fucking them both up against the wall'. Uh. Well. Awks. And now they're in a happy three way relationship. And it's apparently Liz's turn to be blindfolded, so I'm guessing they have a lively sex life as well...
With Spamano, Antonio is a nurse at the local hospital (in Montreal... these stories are going to take place in Montreal... bare with me, it's the only Canadian city I've been to other than Quebec, and Quebec was a little too French for all the other characters to be there... in Franada-only world? SURE! But not with all the other pairings. :) But I digress.), and Lovino is a new doctor there. Toni is sort of buddied with him to show him the ropes, and even after Lovino get's his footing in the hospital, the annoying nurse won't leave him alone! Cue romance here. :P
GerIta? Uh, haven't actually thought about that one. I think I need to know more about Spamano and stuff first - they haven't been mentioned in the story so far.
UKUS... heehee... Belle's teacher fetish rears it's ugly head again... Also, yes, UKUS. In that order. Although Iggy makes an adorable uke, his delinquent, pirate pride is too cool to be on the recieving end of things. Anyway, yeah, at Hetalia Ophanage and Boarding School, Mr. Kirkland is a new teacher, and takes Alfreds (and Matthews) last year english class... he's cold, mean and aloof. But Alfred sees him doing something incriminating (I've yet to decide what...) and somehow shit grows from there. Again, cue romance here.
Maybe not that planned out, but it helps a little with any interactions of those characters. :D
ALSO.
I need to go to hell.
Just read a 1P!Canada x 1P!France x 2P!Canada fic. It was amazing. And no, I'm not linking you because it was a little disturbing. Bad enough that I've linked innocent minds to stories from americalovesthecockpit. >______________>
Back to this Canada x France x Canada story. It was actually rather sweet. 2P!Can, who is cold and cranky, was jealous that his counterpart has the love of 1P!France, and he get's very lonely - you see 2P!France is a dick, and beat 2P!Can when he was a kid, and still does on occasion, so seeing their 1P counterparts, he feels quite sorry for himself...
And Canada realises this. Believe it or not, but it's Canada, sweet, vanilla Canada who convinces France to make a frog sandwich out of two maple leaves... if you get my clever innuendo there... >D (it didn't take France much convincing - he'd get two Canadas! France heaven, ne?) And anyway, after the deed 2P!Can gets up to leave 1P!Can and 1P!France, but they both stop him, and make him stay around for the cuddles, 'You had sex with us, you get to snuggle with us,' or something to that same effect. How sweet? God, I'm screwed in the head. I'm loving 3way relationships right now. Especially CanCanFrance.
I need to find more 2Ptalia fanfictions. <3
Also, have you guys checked out 2P!Canada? YOU SHOULD! He. Is. A. BEAST. A hardcore, sexy, uniform clad BEAST.
Also, youtube 'Iggyrolled'. Scratch that - I'll link you, because I'm feeling bad for not linking you to the sexy Frananadada (<-- see what I did there? Non? :| ).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq_Mkx55iH8 <-- prepare to be Iggy rolled.
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Oh? You watched it?
Oh, no, don't thank me for making your life that much more amazing. All in a days work/surfing youtube/not cleaning room or eating healthy like I promised myself I would/reading kinkeh fanfiction/surfing tumblr. But mostly thanks to surfing youtube. Seeing as it's a youtube vid and all.
But yes. Patch of Air, yes, you, the one on the kitchen table, would you kindly transform into stripper!Iggy? My life would be greatly improved if you did. Also, I wouldn't mind if he was a little drunk. Drunk Iggy blush is just about the cutest thing I can think of.
Canada. You just sat in front of where I'm typing. -__- god, you're annoying. But oh so cute. I love shimeji's too much... -_-;
Also uke!France. http://askukefrancis.tumblr.com/ I love him a lot too.
Love always~
Belle. <-- I named a street in my fanfic that... I can't decide whether it's my way of sneaking into the fic, or if I was at a loss for what would seem like a potential French name for a street, and resorted to 'beautiful' - aka, belle.
Belle means beautiful in French, right? With that spelling? Correct me if I'm wrong, I'd actually rather it be something like 'bel' not 'belle', because it is a little creepy writing your own name down. I don't know how my friend does it! She's named her character after her! Her most used character! I have issues naming characters after someone I vaguely know - I had issues with France being called Francis, as my old maths teacher is called Francis, and he's France's complete opposite. Also maths teacher Francis is british. So that basically settles it.
Crap I was going to clean my room tonight (stay up until dawn)... now I'm so tired... It snuck up on me! But I gotta do it tonight. Unfortunately, my brother and his fiance are dropping in tomorrow, which ruins my four days of solitude, or 'splendid isolation'. See what I did there, APH fans? First I gotta get off the computer, though, and skull a can of V... which I don't want to do.V is nice, but sleep wins out. Maybe I could just cart out all my dirty/unsure/don't care enough to check clothes to the laundry and go to bed... Whee~ but GUH. I scared myself earlier, so I'm a little paranoid, so I think I might just go to bed. I get extra hyped and paranoid when I've skulled energy drink, so maybe... oh, I'll just do it in the morning.
Holy jeezus! If all that random bullcrap is what happens when I write when I'm NOT drunk, I REALLY REALLY should never write while inebriated!
Seriously, goodbye now. :D
\\@A@// my shimeji's finally stood in a fashion that looks suspiciously like buttfuntimes. :) Life is good. :D
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